god’s words

9 07 2008

“A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.”  (Irish Proverb)

taken from mailing list:

After a long hardbarking day

After a long hardbarking day

On the first day, god created the dog and said:

‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’

The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back th e other ten?’

So god agreed.

Funny Monkey

Funny Monkey

On the second day, god created the monkey and said:

‘Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.’

The monkey said: ‘Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?’

And god agreed ..

Smiley HardCOWorker

Smiley HardCOWorker

On the third day, god created the cow and said:

;’You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer ‘s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.’

The cow said: ‘That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?’

And god agreed again.

Ifoel \"The Fuel\" - Lead Vocal \"Garnet Band\"

Ifoel ~ Lead Vocal Garnet Band


On the fourth day, god created humans and said:

‘Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.’

But the human said: ‘Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?’

‘Okay,’ said god, ‘You asked for it.’ So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

😀


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18 responses

9 07 2008
ghaniarasyid™

😆😆😆
Siapa itu image ke-empat?

– – –
Making my way downtown. Walking fast. Faces pass. And I’m home bound…

10 07 2008
takochan

😆 ipul’s addict nih😆
i’ve passed twenty but need more to play and enjoy my life. Just give me those fourty (to play, pray, and enjoy) and you can take others :p
*ngaco.com*

11 07 2008
avartara

When you dip a finger in a basin of water and lift it up again, you
bring with it a small glistening drop out of the water below and
hold it before you.

11 07 2008
the hermawanov

@ ghaniarasyid,
…. Staring blankly ahead Just making my way ….

image keempat adalah The Legendary Ipul 😆

@ takochan,
ada Ipul Fans Club nggak sih dest? :mrgreen:

@ helfiyero,
a drop of water on its travels….😉
btw, rencana Hiking-nya Palanta bakal dibahas di the next kopdar yaak?

13 07 2008
oRiDo™

ipul…
pul…
halah..

13 07 2008
Catra

duh sesama liverpludian tapi ga menyempatkan diri datang ke Kodpar IV palanta, lah jauah2 liverpludian yang ciek ko dari banduang, tapi da wan ndak datang,
*ingin mamiciak pipi tatha*

15 07 2008
the hermawanov

@ OriDo,
wah, sesama IpuLovers ya mass? :mrgreen: *muntah..muntah*

@ Catra,
wah sorry Cat, kemaren ndak sempet menongolkan diri, secara lagi banyak job *hayaah*😀

btw, Hiking Merdeka agustus besok bisa ikut ndak Cat? atau memantau dr Bandung aja 🙂

15 07 2008
ILYAS ASIA

yes, funny
very cool for this posting

may i say in santri viewed that : more laugh & much sleep can make our heart die, our heart will eject the good advice.

i am sory Mr, if my comment is not so powerfull and really seurius

oke
just laugh
and enough sleep

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15 07 2008
takochan

ada Ipul Fans Club nggak sih dest?

kayaknya ada mas, coba deh cek di kaskus. Wong fs-nya aja ada kok:mrgreen:

15 07 2008
esensi

“Canggih” bener. Siapa yg nge-montase sih? Pasti jago banget digital manipulation’s capability-nya:mrgreen:

*cuma numpang lewat*
*meneruskan perjalanan*

16 07 2008
cinker

sapinya rajin gosok gigi yach……….! gigi nya sampe putih gitu

16 07 2008
the hermawanov

@ esensi,
gak tau tuh, dpt dr hasil gugling…🙂
*makasih sudah mampir, silakan menerusken perjalanan ke barat*

@ cinker,
sapinya habis operasi gigi tuuh:mrgreen:

16 07 2008
Uyax

Cuman pengen Bilang “haah ahhaha hhahahah hah hahhah ahh hh ahah hha”
Luci dah

16 07 2008
bakhtiar

yang persi bahasa indonesianya kagak ada ?

18 07 2008
aRuL

weh foto siapa tuh paling bawah?😀

18 07 2008
Rian

jadi manusia itu perpaduan monyet,sapi,sama dogi donk.
:mrgreen:

jokenya mantaps (pake s):mrgreen:

19 07 2008
Supermance

aduh itu vokalisnya garnet band beneran ya ? bukan hasil sotosop kan? hihi

31 08 2008
kunti

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